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piercingandolivia:

FINALLLLLYYYYY 

I finally ordered pizza

and they where like make sure you have your license out when you come i’m like…welp…this is my moms card 

what do they think

someone is going to steal someones credit card just to order a 18 dollar pizza? lol……

MAN FUCK ROBBING BANKS LETS JUST STEAL CREDIT CARDS AND ORDER ALL THE PIZZA

but anyways i’m so tired